8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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