This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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