you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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