I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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