She's JV to your varsity
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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