Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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