i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This baby is an asshole
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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