i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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