Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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