Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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