new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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