you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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