U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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