We won't sleep together?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Did you just see the Batmobile???
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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