better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Randomize
