Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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