I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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