your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
vagina is talking i cant
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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