Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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