I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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