rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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