we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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