Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
