She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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