Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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