well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
