Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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