What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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