Duck Duck Cougar?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
high people should be assigned attendants
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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