Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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