Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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