She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
this hospital has no fireball
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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