There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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