ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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