In the future we'll all be gay
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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