# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Randomize
