the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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