every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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