escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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