I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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