Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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