I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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