Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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