I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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