Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
im on a boat
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