I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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