i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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