I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I have already put on my inside pants.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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