I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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