FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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