getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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