Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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