Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm at about main and main street
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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