It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I have demons in me.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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