My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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