dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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