i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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